how many boyfriends have you had?
5. The ones I count, at least.
August 14, 2010
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Goodbye, this Tumblr.
I decided I needed to be more organized with my Tumblr. So, this isn’t going to be updated anymore.
teacaake.tumblr.com
Just go there and follow that Tumblr. 8D
IN THE LAST PICTURE.
I’m wearing shorts. ;~;
August 8, 2010
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Hell yeah.
OKAY. NEWNEWNEWNEWNEWNEW Tumblr layout. Satisfied. 8D
New Tumblr background.
Might be changed up soon. HAHA. I’m not satisfied with it. x_-
xlhn said: are you just picking 30 random topics to rant about?
…. Yup, pretty much. 8D I’m a rebel. I don’t follow rules.
August 8, 2010
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30 Day Ranting Challenge: Day 1 - Tanning
I hail from the wonderful state of New Jersey, the original home of the Jersey Shore. Even though most of the cast isn’t even from New Jersey, I’m pretty sure they accurately depict most of the guidos ( y’know .. the Italian clubbing people. ) I’ve seen. One of the qualities said guidos have is orange skin. Yes, orange skin.
How the heck is orange skin even REMOTELY attractive? It’s like a plague at my school.
“Oh my gawd! You got so tan!”
“I’m so jealous of your tan!”
“I’m so pale compared to you…”
NO. YOU LOOK LIKE OOMPA LOOMPAS. STOP TANNING.
Don’t get me wrong. These girls are actually pretty. ( Well, some of them are, anyways, if they don’t cake on the makeup like the world’s ending. ) But why would you risk skin cancer and ruining yourselves for the sake of looking TAN? IDGI. And then you use spray tan, because you’re actually being smart. And yet, you end up looking like a carrot, anyways.
And then there’s being tan in the freakin’ winter. UH. WHY? IT’S WINTER. YOU DON’T GET TAN IN THE WINTER. It doesn’t make sense.
August 8, 2010
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whimsicalchild:getshakyafterschool:-bellatrix:ablackman:partyranger:redway:denasaurus:sugarspun:soubresaut:(tulletulle + missworld + fuckyeahfuckyeahh)
this is a goblin shark. it’s jaws detach from its mouth to eat you. creepy as flonk.
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